(PHALLIC) FUDGESICLES

Oh my.  The long anticipated purchase of the plastic free stainless steel popsicle moulds has morphed into a purchase gone bad.  Don't get me wrong, they are all that they promised to be in terms of providing a good alternative to plastic kitchen gadgets - well except for the fact that they come wrapped in plastic!  The thing is the design and shape of these popsicle molds are kind of odd, they look like, well, um, very phallic.  I feel so strange feeding these things to my son (and neighbourhood kids for that matter).  I ate one of them today for the first time, and I even felt weird sucking on the thing.  There is good news though - I have developed a recipe for healthier fudgesicles that taste awesome good.  I suppose I could always bring some to the next stagette I attend.....

FUDGESICLES

1/2 an organic avocado

1/2 can organic coconut milk

1 organic banana

1/4-1/2 cup local honey

1/4 cup organic cocoa powder

1/2 cup organic yogurt 

milk, kefir, or almond milk

additives: 2 Tbsp goji berries, 2 tsp bee pollen

Method:  Combine all ingredients a blender and puree until smooth.  Add as much milk as you need to keep the blade moving and to allow you to pour it out of the blender.  You want the blend to be thick, but thin enough to get it out!  Pour into popsicle molds and freeze for at least 6 hours.